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FATGUYFOODBLOG: Elevating Cane’s

Ask any BU scholar the place to get the perfect hen fingers around-
most of them will let you know Elevating Cane’s proper right here in Allston, and those that don’t are in all probability being aware of their constantly lengthy traces. It’s a novel spot each in identify and location- of their ~311
eating places, that is the one one north of Ohio, which in contrast has 8. (For
these curious in regards to the identify, I urge you to dismiss that curiosity. I’ve learn
the entire story and it sort of explains it however not likely.)

What I discover most fascinating about Elevating Cane’s is that
they promote hen tenders- solely hen tenders, apart from coleslaw, fries, and
texas toast. (OK, technically, they’ve a hen sandwich the place they put the
tenders on a bun with lettuce and sauce.) However how, precisely, does that enterprise
mannequin thrive in 2017- a time when dietary restricted customers are catered to
at virtually each main restaurant? Since I’m no businessman, I’ll go together with Occam’s
razor; they only promote actually tasty hen tenders.

Personally, the restricted menu makes my job tremendous straightforward as a
reviewer- order any combo and that’s it, actually. The combos are all 2, 3, 4, or
6 laptop fingers with sauce, coleslaw, fries, Texas toast and a fountain drink.

Let me start with the Texas toast. THIS IS A GRILLED HOT
whole state of Texas (by the best way, I’ve lived in New England my whole
life and spent a grand complete of possibly 4 hours in Texas throughout layovers). However how
precisely does this qualify as Texas toast?! Look, somebody actually must
clarify this to me. Both Elevating Cane’s must rename this menu merchandise or I’m
going into each bread isle in America, crossing out “Sizzling Canine Buns” on each
package deal, and writing “Pre-Texas Toast” on all of them. That’s not how I need to
spend the remainder of this life. That might be fairly foolish. A petition would
in all probability be more practical.

However what makes this much more mind-boggling, Texas boasts OVER
100 RAISING CANE’S LOCATIONS! How do these proud, sturdy, hard-working
People permit this sham, this caricature to bear the identify of their nice
state?! Once more, I’m no Texpert, but when I ordered a Texas toast in Texas any individual
rattling properly be handing me a fried loaf of bread! And I WILL SALUTE THEM.

And here is a funnier .gif from the times of myspace that is additionally Texas associated!

…Anyway, that grilled bun tastes alright, although.

Nonetheless, the coleslaw and fries are each really unspectacular.
Each objects are in actual fact so common, for each character I’ve typed after that
first sentence I change into an increasing number of detached to actuality itself. If I
proceed to go on about them for even a number of sentences extra, I’ll disappear
into the material of actuality as if I’ve by no means existed. I’ve truly needed to
kind this final bit with my knuckles, as my fingers have change into ghostly and are
passing proper by the keyboard. 
PHEW! I reread my passionate rant about Texas toast and my
fingers seem to have returned to regular. However I’ll let you know whose nonetheless received irregular
fingers- RAISING CANE’S! The truth is, they’re paranormally scrumptious!
(Yeesh. After that bit, I’m tempted to return and hold
typing in regards to the sides.)

However actually, I’m solely barely exaggerating how good the hen fingers are. Tremendous tender, with a pleasant gentle breading. Truthfully, for so long as I reside
close-by, I actually see no purpose to order hen fingers wherever else- except
possibly I’ve developed a depraved drug behavior and solely have sufficient spare change to
order one thing off a child’s menu someplace. 

However, hey, who wants medication once I

When you’ve learn my posts earlier than, you’ve in all probability realized by
now I don’t play in relation to high quality condiments. And for those who haven’t, and
you don’t know my affection for condiments (which I affectionately abbreviate
to condims): final night time for dinner I had ketchup, mayonnaise, and relish with a
facet of hamburger. For actual, son. I do this generally. One would possibly say i am condim cray!

However rightly so, in relation to this Cane’s Sauce. It’s a
actual hen dipping masterpiece. And the parents at Elevating Cane’s understand it too- that’s
why the RECIPE IS A SECRET! That’s proper, a secret condiment recipe- who might even
fathom such a factor?!

“Cane’s Sauce is tangy with somewhat little bit of spice and filled with taste. We use our personal proprietary mix of premium seasonings and spices in our Sauce and our Restaurant Basic Managers make a brand new batch every single day in every Elevating Cane’s kitchen. Our Sauce recipe is high secret and recognized solely by our Basic Managers, who’re sworn to secrecy (so don’t even ask).”

Properly, maybe the total recipe is understood solely to GMs, however my superior, condiment-honed palate detected 4 main gamers: mayonnaise, ketchup, black pepper, and salt. Random Rachel at backs me up; she claims to have found a detailed model of the recipe by comparable sauces at different eating places and trial/error combos. Right here’s her’s: She writes for so she in all probability is aware of her shit brah

So to wrap up this ramble: Elevating Cane’s. Bizarre identify, nice hen, superior sauce, don’t anticipate something from the perimeters. Altogether: a B+ joint for a fast meal, for those who like hen fingers. I’m additionally factoring in that your entire menu compromises of six objects. Though that makes ordering straightforward, it makes the choice to truly go to RC’s a tricky one, when you will get far more selection virtually wherever else.

Oh yeah I virtually forgot- the drink. Would possibly as properly overview your entire menu, proper? Properly, these Texas people will probably be extremely upset to know there is not any Huge Purple here- solely Pepsi merchandise. Blech. COKE IS IT! 

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