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At Least Now We Know Why Kermit Is Consternated


Anybody keep in mind the CW traditional, “It a Gril“?

(Ahh, good instances.)

‘Cuz now we now have model 2.0!

Like most improve’s, it fi’xed one prob’lem whereas creati’ng a complete n’ew one.

 

Two issues on this subsequent one:

1) Apparently there is a “Hawaiian Shirt Day”
2) I’ve by no means been so disillusioned to see somebody spell “shirt” proper

(Proper? RIGHT???)

 

After all we have established – many, MANY instances – that bakers can not seem to cease making chocolate icing appear like poop.

Nevertheless, I discovered the one exception!

It is if you ask a baker to really TRY to make icing appear like poop:

Like an ice cream swirl on a balloon string.

The thoughts, it boggles.

 

When this mother requested a Minnie Mouse cake for her daughter’s birthday, I *suppose* the baker tried for a easy 3-circle Mickey emblem, like this:

However as an alternative, it got here out like this:

Within the baker’s protection, in case you squint somewhat this really seems a LOT…

…like a consternated Kermit-the-Frog.

So, you understand, SO CLOSE.

(Significantly, when you see it… it is all you see.)

 

So which is worse, guys: that bakers are already making globby Thanksgiving turkeys…

Or that there are solely TWO CUPCAKES underneath that giblet-blasting load of icing?

(It would not need to make sense, okay? “Giblet-blasting” simply sounds cool.)

Or, Bonus Choice C: that sufficient individuals are shopping for this stuff to maintain bakers making them. C’mon, individuals: TOUGH LOVE. Stop enabling the wreckerators!

 

And at last, to finish on a high-pitched screaming notice:

Let’s hope the earlier 49 Raymonds weren’t so… [deep breaths, Jen, DEEP BREATHS] …um, shiny?
[hurk!]

 

Due to Jamie C., Stacy F., Alyssa N., Anony M., Briana O., and Linda L. for forcing me to comprehend how eerily comparable the globby turkey and glossy man chest are. WHERE’S THE “UNSEE” BUTTON ON THIS THING?

*****

Right here, have a fairly rainbow butterfly chaser:

I made this rainbow wreath for John’s room, utilizing an 84-pc butterfly set I do know you crafters are gonna love:

(3D Butterfly Wall Magnet Set)

They’re double-sided and include each magnets and stickers. Undoubtedly browse the tasks within the evaluations, there are such a lot of cool concepts – and the set is on sale proper now for $9.99!

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