Sunday, June 4, 2023

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A Whole Bust

(Warning: Obscure naughtiness forward. Additionally googly eyes.)


Sue M. had her Instagram account disabled for posting this cake:


Effectively, in response to Instagram:

“We disable accounts that submit content material that’s sexually suggestive or accommodates nudity.”

Translation? They thought her cake was boobs.


Now, I might possibly perceive if Sue’s cake seemed like this:



Or this:



And even this:



And I would positively perceive if her cake seemed like this:


Which, as you possibly can see from John’s oh-so-helpful censoring job*, completely appears to be like like a bug-eyed Oompa Loompa on the seashore.

(Why sure, I DID solely embrace this one to share that visible. YOU’RE WELCOME.)


In fact we right here at Cake Wrecks aren’t any strangers to being banned from social networks for posting “suggestive” truffles, so permit me to supply the next recommendation:

Something vaguely nipplish or boobish will get you banned as a result of AMERICA, and we do not want that sort of obscene obscenity on our interwebz, so simply steer clear.

….until in fact it is man boobs.


These are cool.





Or, , do not.



Significantly, you possibly can cease now.




Because of Jenn A., Ambular B., Sarah M., Krista M., Jessica L., Ashley B., Lisa C., & Jen S., who is just not blissful to see us, and after that, who might blame her?

*Be aware from john: I am simply glad I used to be capable of prevent all from seeing obscene obscenity. You are welcome.


P.S. Whereas we’re speaking bewbs, here is a shout-out to my favourite wire-free bra:

Warner’s Straightforward Does It Seamless Wi-fi Bra

 I really like the under-arm smoothing panel – no dig or pinch! – and like most Warners, these are extremely comfy. These are all I put on now! I watch the itemizing and purchase any coloration that goes beneath $20, and proper now there are 7 colours on sale for $17.99. Go see!

 Oh, and you should definitely test the picture gallery for a greater thought of how these look on bigger tracts of land.


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